Most car
advertisements are deceptive to the extreme. That doesn’t mean that all car
dealers are bad people. I believe that many car dealers believe that they have
no alternative but to “fight fire with fire”. Some car dealers are bad
people in the sense that they choose to deliberately trick prospective
customers into coming into their dealerships. In the minds of the other car
dealers, who would rather advertise honestly, they have no choice but to “out
exaggerate” and even “out lie” the bad dealers. The bottom line is there is no
difference in the net effect on you, the car buyer. One could argue that the
real villains in all of this are the regulators or even the media. The state
attorney general, the Department of Motor Vehicles, the County Office of
Consumer Affairs and even the BBB look the other way when it comes to unfair
and deceptive advertising of car dealers. With the exception of the BBB, their
defense is that their “just too busy” with other concerns. In the case of the
BBB, as long as a member pays his dues and responds to all complaints, he will
usually have a high BBB rating. The dealer who ran the advertisement this
article is about, Napleton Hyundai, has an A+ BBB rating! The media are
complacent in running ads that are obviously deceptive, pleading ignorance.
They also recognize that car dealers are one of their, if not their, largest
advertisers.
This full
page newspaper ad appeared in Sunday’s (5-20-13) PB Post and Sun Sentinel. You
can view the ad by clicking on www.AnatomyOfACarAD.com.
The upper LH side of the ad has a picture of the General Manager with the
caption, “Thanks for making us your #1 volume Hyundai store 55 months in a row
in PBC.” The ad is for the North Palm Beach and WPB Napleton Hyundai stores. There
are 3 Hyundai dealers in Palm Beach County, 2 of which are owned by Napleton.
The 3rd is Delray Hyundai and it’s not surprising that 2 Hyundai
stores sell more than one.
Reading left
to right, “Double your Rebate up to $8,000”. In the fine print it says on
“select models” off of dealer list. The key word is “dealer” list which
is not MSRP, but a markup over MSRP by as much as Napleton chooses…thousands of
dollars over the manufacturer’s suggested retail price. Furthermore the fine
print says “trade-in required”. This is so Napleton can allow you far less for
your trade than it’s worth to help him cover doubling the rebate. The ad also
says “free leather” or $1,000. Napleton can give you a “free 5 caret diamond
ring” if you allow him to mark his dealer list price up high enough!
Reading
further to the right you will see, “$1 over invoice”. The dealer invoice is not
what the dealer really pays the manufacturer for the car. The average car
invoice packs in thousands of dollars in profit to the dealer in the
form of holdbacks, advertising subsidies, dealer cash incentives, and customer
cash incentives to name a few. Any dealer would be happy to average the
“invoice profit” on every car he sells.
Reading
further to the right, “$4,500 for your trade” even if you have to “push, pull,
or drag it” into the dealership. Napleton can give $45,000 for all trades if
you’ll let him mark up the new car as high as he wants…remember his cars are
all priced at “dealer list”, not MSRP which is displayed on the federally
mandated Monroney sticker.
Just below
this is 0% financing, $0 down payment, and 0 payments for one year. Of course
to get 0% financing, you can buy only the Sonata and Santa Fe models and pay
(you guessed it!) dealer list. $0 money down and 0 payments for one year
are available only with credit approval by the banks (banks usually prefer a
down payment and will not waive payments for one year). Oh, none of the above is
available on the cars in this advertisement (fine print).
On the top
far right of this ad, “We will beat any Hyundai dealer in the USA by $500 or we
will give you $1,000.” This requires a
valid buyer’s order from the other dealership signed by you and the manager. Virtually
no car dealer will give you this unless you are buying the car and
driving it home at the same time. They do not want to allow you to show a firm
price to their competition which they can beat. Also in the fine print,
Napleton reserves the right to buy the car on which the other car dealer gave
you the low price, at that price. I can promise you that no car dealer is going
to sell a car to his competitor and allow that competitor to steal his customer
and sell him a car. If Ed Napleton can show me proof that he has ever
honored this “Price Beater Guarantee”, I will contribute $10,000 to his
favorite charity.
Just under
the phony guarantee is “Drive a 2013 Hyundai Santa Fe sport for only $179 per
month lease. The fine print requires $3,967 down payment. You also must qualify
for all rebates and incentives. This means that you must be an active member of
the military and a college graduate of an accredited 4 year university within
the last 6 months. It may also include loyalty or competitive conquest rebates.
This means that you would have to be driving a specific year and model Hyundai
or a specific year and model of a competitive make to be eligible for the advertised payment.
There are 7
more models with advertised lease prices, just like the Santa Fe, each requires
a large down payment. Also, in the fine print, all lease payments are “plus
dealer installed accessories”. This means that Napleton can add thousands of
dollars in virtually worthless accessories to the advertised prices. Typical
dealer accessories are nitrogen in the tires, paint sealant, stripes, emergency
road service, and glass etching. This can add thousands of dollars to the
already highly marked up dealer list.
Finally, almost
every advertised car carries a number next to the price. One example is stock
#46413F45 for the Elantra. In the fine print it says that the $795 dealer fee
is included in the price. Florida law requires that the dealer fee be included
in the price of every advertised car. But, if you buy any other Elantra
than stock #46413F45, you will pay an extra $795, even if that Elantra is
identical to the advertised car. The salesman is also not paid a commission on
the advertised car, so you can imagine how good your chances are of buying that
car even if it hasn’t already been sold.
My last
column was an “Open Letter to Our Attorney General, Pam Bondi”. I asked her to
consider reprioritizing her focus objectives to rid Florida of crime and unfair
and deceptive trade practices. I hope she will look at this column and this
advertisement by Napleton Hyundai.