Of
course, you should be careful of all advertising…newspaper, TV, and radio, but
direct mail can be especially deceptive. The reason this is so is because
direct mail usually “flies beneath the radar” of the regulators. There are so
many ads in violation of rules and laws that the regulators are overwhelmed.
They focus on the most visible ads, often the ones that they see themselves in
the newspaper or on TV. Direct mail represents a very small percent of total
advertising. One reason for this is that it is considered by many advertising
agencies to be too expensive and relatively ineffective. I believe that the
only way to make direct mail effective for many advertisers is to use
deception.
I
have a couple of direct mail pieces on my desk and will cite some examples of
this deception. “We’ll will buy back
your present vehicle for up to $5,000 over current Kelly Blue Book Value on
trade towards he purchase of a Brand New Toyota or Pre-Owned model.***” The
asterisk is for the very fine print disclosure on the back of the letter which
reads: On select models. Discounts and rebates will vary from model to model.
Of course, with the two words “up to” in front of the $5,000, no disclosure is
really necessary. Buying back your present vehicle for $1 over current
Kelly Blue Book Value is technically “up to”$5,000.
Attached
to the letter is a something that looks like a check made payable to the
recipient for $8,207. Here we go again with the “up to”. “You can apply this
registered voucher for a discount ‘up to’ $8,207 off MSRP on a new Toyota.” Of
course there is another asterisk which states “on select models”.
But
there’s more! “Just for attending this event, you will receive 5 “golden” $1
coins as a gift, and you may have won $100, $250, $50, or possibly even $4,500
cash!” We, of course, have another asterisk which says that your odds of
winning anything are 1 in 25,000. I often wonder who responds to these
ads, not understanding the difference between a “golden coin” and a gold coin.
Or, who really think they have a reasonable chance to win anything.
It’s
not over yet! “Every application for credit will be immediately submitted and
processed for approval and on-the-spot delivery REGARDLESS OF PAST CREDIT
HISTORY”. Of course, the operating key word here is “submitted”. There is no
guarantee of “approval”. They will simply “submit” you application to the bank
and if you have bad credit, the back will reject your application.
“During
this weekend event, any new Toyota or used vehicle could be purchase with ZERO
cash down!” The key word here is “could” instead of “can”. Of course, there is
the old asterisk, which, if you can find and then read the fine print, it says
with approved credit. You have to a very high Beacon score to buy a new or used
car with zero down payment. Less than 1% of car buyers would have this high a
Beacon score. There is also a phrase which says “CASH DOWN IS NOT SUGGESTED”.
This dealer might not suggest it but I can almost guarantee the bank will not
only suggest it but demand it.
“Due
to overwhelming response and customer request, I would like to again offer you
a personal invitation to receive 80% of base original MSRP for the car you are
currently driving.” This promise doesn’t even have an asterisk. Of course the
base MSRP excludes accessories. Sometimes an offer is so ridiculous that you
wonder who would ever believe it. Ask yourself how any car dealer could promise
to pay 80% of the new base MSRP on a used car that they have never seen. They don’t
know how many miles are on the car, whether it has been wrecked, or even if the
car will still run.
Direct
mail claims like those above, unfortunately do work. People actually come in
and buy cars. Unfortunately these ads prey on those who are uneducated, have
difficulty reading English, or are simply gullible. My advice is to ignore all car dealers’
direct mail solicitations. I’m not saying that 100% are phonies, but 99% are
and the odds are so overwhelming, you’re better safe than sorry.
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